Saturday, September 17, 2011

The Bus Chronicles-it's an emergency

Warning-this post is CRUDE, if crude humor disturbs you do NOT read this entry :)




It's a Friday afternoon and the bus is crowded with people coming home and fans going to the Rockies/Giants game. We are basically in stop and go traffic. I am trying not to be irritated by the noise when I start listening to the conversation a couple of seats behind me. Can't help but hearing the conversation because the guy is shouting...here it goes.

Guy #1-YO! We're about 5 minutes away

Guy #2-DUDE-we're like in Louisville, I have to piss

Guy #1- Hey did you hear about the guy who pissed in his seat?

Guy #2-DUDE! This is an emergency

Guy #1-Hey, why don't you pinch it?

Guy #2-It's not funny, I gotta GO man!!!

Guy #1-Hey, why don't you pee in the cup?

Guy #2-I want to get OFF the bus. It's COMING, Dude, I gotta go. It's more than (what will fit) in that cup

Guy #2-This is NOT healthy! I'm pinching it. DUDE this is NOT good.

Me-I am trying not to laugh, or turn my head.  I can't laugh because I totally understand this guy's misery. Piss poor planning (and alcohol) can create a bathroom emergency on the bus

Me-Guy becomes quiet...it is obvious that he got his friends to drink whatever they were drinking so that he could use their cups.

EEEWWWW!!!

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