It's a Friday afternoon and the bus is crowded with people coming home and fans going to the Rockies/Giants game. We are basically in stop and go traffic. I am trying not to be irritated by the noise when I start listening to the conversation a couple of seats behind me. Can't help but hearing the conversation because the guy is shouting...here it goes.
Guy #1-YO! We're about 5 minutes away
Guy #2-DUDE-we're like in Louisville, I have to piss
Guy #1- Hey did you hear about the guy who pissed in his seat?
Guy #2-DUDE! This is an emergency
Guy #1-Hey, why don't you pinch it?
Guy #2-It's not funny, I gotta GO man!!!
Guy #1-Hey, why don't you pee in the cup?
Guy #2-I want to get OFF the bus. It's COMING, Dude, I gotta go. It's more than (what will fit) in that cup
Guy #2-This is NOT healthy! I'm pinching it. DUDE this is NOT good.
Me-I am trying not to laugh, or turn my head. I can't laugh because I totally understand this guy's misery. Piss poor planning (and alcohol) can create a bathroom emergency on the bus
Me-Guy becomes quiet...it is obvious that he got his friends to drink whatever they were drinking so that he could use their cups.
EEEWWWW!!!
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